My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
These are my goals as a parent
Haha. I am this type of parent
I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.
where do these white dads come from
Fight a teacher. It’s your last shot.
ITS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY WITH THE EEVEELUTIONS
IT’S A GOLDEN RETREEVEE.