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Shut up and listen.

koralenefrost:

thewalkingbioshock:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

These are my goals as a parent

Haha. I am this type of parent

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

Advice for Senior year?
Anonymous

knucklepuckil:

Fight a teacher. It’s your last shot.

explodingdragons:

michaelceraofpain:

ITS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY WITH THE EEVEELUTIONS

IT’S A GOLDEN RETREEVEE.

rhyse:

help

rhyse:

help